Merlin: We’re two sides of the same coin! I don’t get why Arthur just… what a dollop-head. Sorry, I’ll just drop the subject. You’d think the King of Camelot would be less oblivious… More wine, John? I hear it’s tough with you after the whole Irene debacle.
John: …If anyone still cares, I’m not gay.
Merlin: Of course you’re not. (indulgent beaming)
John: You don’t believe me, do y- fine. But it is ridiculous how he carries on. Yes, more wine would be lovely, thank you.
Draco: (muttering to himself) Stupid Potter. My father will hear about this.