понедельник, 26 сентября 2016
Если бы Шингеки были диснеевским мультом.
Диалог и песенка в виде текста.Connie: Wow, we really got it handed to us. Those titans are getting much stronger.
Jean: Speak for yourself. I was doing fine! Though I can’t say the same about the Corporal.
Connie: Yeah, it’s like he’s losing his stamina.
Jean: Maybe it’s the dreaded ‘old age’.
Eren: Oh come on guys! He was doing just fine!
Connie: Until you had to save his as-
Eren: Ahh! Shhh! He’s coming!
Levi: Who does he think he is? That titan has tangled with the wrong man! No one messes with Levi!
Eren: Darn right!
Jean/Connie: Yeah!
Levi: Beaten! Disarmed! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
Eren: Some tea, sir?
Levi: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Eren: Who, you? Never! Levi, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs us to see you, Levi. Looking so down in your chair. Every guy here love to be you, Levi, with your military cut hair. There's no man in Maria as admired as you. You're everyone's favourite little guy! Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not very hard to see why.
Connie: No one's slick as Levi!
Jean: No one's quick as Levi!
Eren: No one's cravat is more awesome than Corporal Levi’s! For there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, like a downy swan. You can ask any horse faced Jean or bald Connie. And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on...
Jean: I donno. All his friends die.. so.. No one's clean like Levi, a neat freak like Levi.
Eren: No one's got scary face in manga like Levi!
Levi: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Eren/Jean/Connie: My what a guy, that Levi!
Jean: His blades so fast!
Connie: As a soldier he’s rare!
Eren: Levi is the best! And he kicks me with flare!
Jean/Connie: No one fights like Levi! Cleans a room like Levi!
Eren: In a titan fight nobody kills like Levi!
Jean: Except for Mikasa.
Connie: Shut up Jean!!
Jean: For no one's as burly and brawny.
Levi: As you see I've got biceps to spare.
Eren: Not a bit of you scraggly or scrawny.
Jean/Connie: And Eren would know, cause he’s seen him bare.
Eren: What?! No!
Connie: No one hits like Levi. Jokes about poops like Levi.
Eren: In a spinning match nobody spins like Levi!
Levi: I'm especially good at pirouetting!
Eren/Jean/Connie: Ten points for Levi!
Levi: When I was a lad I ate nothing all day because I was living in hell. And now that I'm grown I breathe soap and clean spray, so I'm always high on those smells!
Connie: Kill meeee! Eren: My lungs!
Jean: No one shoots like Levi! No recruits like Levi!
Eren: And goes tromping around wearing boots like Levi.
Jean: We all do that.
Levi: I use brooms in all of my decorating!
Eren/Connie/Jean:
Say it again! Who's a man among men? And then say it once more! Who's the midget next door? Who's always well dressed? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his dead friends from the grave and beyond. There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down!
Eren: And his name's L -E (Eren struggles with the spelling)
Jean: How are you the main character if you can’t even spell?
Everyone: LEVI!!!!
Eren: Feeling better?
Levi: Why, I believe I am.
Jean: That’s the spirit old man!
Connie: Jean!
Jean: Just a little joke. Just small..like..like..
Connie: like..not you.
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